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Naughty Saint Nick - Putting the “Ho” back in “Ho, Ho, Ho”!
Ever seen that show Manswers? Not sure I would recommend it per se, but I happened to catch a bit of it the other night and was slightly intrigued by the question “Who is the patron saint of Whores?”
Hm. Never gave that question much thought…BUT it turns out the saint looking out for the well-being of all maidens-of-the-night is dirty ‘ol Saint Nick! (Should’ve guessed that one - after all he’s famous for belting out their names when he’s Happy) =P
The story behind it goes something like this:
A long time ago in a land far far away there lived a poor man with three daughters. Because these girls had no dowries, they would probably grow up to be whores (as was the way of all poor women at the time…) Jolly Ol’ Saint Nick decided this was not to be, and under the cloak of night, tossed three bags of gold into the poor man’s house - one for each daughter - thereby saving the damsels in distress from a life of ill repute.
Awww.
At least that’s what happened according to the all-knowing, all-powerful Wikipedia.
So today all of whoredom prays to Santa every night to deliver them from their plight and keep them safe while on the job.
Interesting.
However I wonder…Do these lovely ladies end up on Santa’s “Naughty” or “Nice” list every year?!
Personally, I think they end up in his own private Little Black Book of Yummies who need his Help.
After all, Santa may be a Saint, but no one really gets something for nothing…And if those women really want to be saved I’m sure he’s got a favor or two lined up in return. (He does like stuffed stockings after all!) 
Happy HO-lidays Everyone!!!
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In Other News - Things around here have been kinda quiet, and that’s because there’s a few major changes coming our way. Mr. Sex Site and Best Friend have now become a hot item - flirty, grabby, googly-eyes! Oh well, another one bites the dust…
However, all this pawing and clawing has led to some interesting turn of events - notably that SpeakSexy will soon become…well…something else. Something Bigger, Wilder and a lot more involved! Feel free to start taking your clothes off now…because very soon we’re going to give you a place to let it all hang out - and we mean ALL. So get your cameras ready! (I can’t wait!)
speaksexy @ December 23, 2009
