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If you’re like most people, one of the most exciting parts of having sex is hearing your partner moan, sigh, growl, or talk “dirty” during those few moments of uninhibited abandon. Now wouldn’t it be nice to hear those vibrant and delicious sounds while you were masturbating? Wouldn’t it drive you over the edge with memories of their kisses, tastes, nibbles?

Way back in the late 1800′s the first vibrator was created as a medical device intended to treat and cure hysteria – a “disease” which only affected women and was characterized by: irritability, depression, confusion, heart palpitations, forgetfulness, insomnia, headaches, muscle spasms, ticklishness or weepiness (Lindemann, 2006).

Apparently the founders of modern medicine, all men let’s remember, decided that women who suffered from any of the above conditions would feel much better if they simply orgasmed more.

As promised, here is Speak Sexy’s Review of the infamous OhMiBod Vibe! A big thank you to Kristofer over at Dragon Steel Mods for making this possible. Be sure to check out DSM for full and honest reviews on the coolest, geekiest, and strangest products this side of adulthood.

This is just a quick note to let you know, my dearest reader, that I have a couple treats in store for you in the form of Sexy-licious, ultra-cool, technologically-advanced sex toy reviews coming your way!

Although they may seem pretty traditional, I think gift baskets can be a really nice way to show your appreciation to your lover…and if you use them in creative ways they can be very sexy! Take for example a basket full of sweets…

Tit for Tat Valentine’s Game

When the basket arrives let your lover happily discover all of the goodies you have sent to him or her. Once they have seen everything you have so thoughtfully provided and are about to sample the contents, knock their greedy little hands away and slowly gather up each and every treat back into the basket. As they begin to protest smile and inform them that they will have to work to get everything back one item at a time.

Now, exactly what they have to do and how much they get as back as a reward is completely up to you. Their tasks should of course be sexual in nature (one chocolate for every hug, kiss, orgasm, etc). After all, this shouldn’t really be work, it should be a fun game for both of you. Otherwise you seem like a jerk for giving your partner a gift that they actually have to work for (No cleaning toilets or doing laundry tasks!)- this, by the way, will not go over well on Valentine’s Day or on any other occasion, just so you know. Because gift baskets are usually filled with a lot of things, and you can pick a basket full of what ever it is they like, (cookies, popcorn, chocolate, cheese, coffee…) this game should go on all day…and well into the night!

The Cryptic Card Game

This works best if you have been in a relationship with your partner for a long time. Yes, it does take some planning ahead of time, but it’s worth it!

The game starts by ordering a gift basket early and sending the basket to yourself (yes to yourself!). The point is to receive the basket in the mail in front of your lover so that they think someone else, a secret admirer perhaps, has sent it to you. (If your partner is overly jealous this will not work well and you should seriously consider going to a psychologist to resolve this issue!)

To continue…The gift card should only have one word on it…”YOU” (and your name to indicate that the basket is in fact for you and not your partner). Now of course your partner will have all sorts of questions as to who this basket could have come from and will grill you for information, but you must not give in or laugh! You must make it seem like you have no clue who it’s from or why it was sent!

To calm them down say that you won’t open the basket until you’ve figured out who sent it so that you can give it back to them as a “thanks but no thanks because I’m happily committed” kind of message. Put the basket away, unopened, and resume your life.

Order a second basket and send it to yourself, just like before, except with the word “WANT” on the message card. You should receive this basket about a week after the first one to give you lover some time to forget about it. Once this second basket is delivered things should really heat up. When the new round of suspicious questions start, deny, deny, deny!! Put the basket away again, unopened.

The final basket should be delivered on the day of the occasion (V-day, B-day, whenever!). This message card should only say, “ ‘Your Partner’s First Name’ and ‘I’ .” So it might read “Jane I” if your partner’s first name is Jane.

If your partner is one of the brighter bulbs in the store, they should figure out on the spot that when all the words are put together the messages read “JANE I WANT YOU!”
And the mystery gifter is finally revealed and all three baskets are for your lover.

So, feel free to vary the wording on the massages to suit your needs. It could be “Jane I Love You” or “Jane you’re so hot!” You get the point.

“Stop struggling! Now, you can instantly create and send romantic sexy letters and emails, without having to write
a single word! Dozens of original sensuous letters to choose from!” 

I found this cool product by accident this past week and thought I might as well feature it since it could potentially solve a lot of Valentine’s Day problems, or just add a bit of easy excitement to your life. It’s a complete set of pre-written erotic letters that you can personalize and give to your lover. I think it’s a great idea. Everyone enjoys getting letters detailing how much their lover desires them and in exactly what ways, but a lot of people have trouble writing these kinds of letters. If this product is actually as good as it claims to be, then it could be a lot of fun…especially if your lover never finds out that you didn’t actually write them. But even if they do know it wasn’t you who put the letter together, it was you who thought of it, did it, and put the effort in, so that should count just as much!

Plus, women in particular are very susceptible to words as a seduction technique (most erotica is both written and read by women after all!), but admittedly it is really hard to get those words jut right. Even people who are really open and communicative about their sexuality have issues with “dirty talk.” In my opinion, using pre-made letters to express yourself is no different that using pre-made cards to do the same thing for Anniversaries, Birthdays, etc.

These letters could be used in a lot of creative ways as well.

• You could slip one into your lover’s briefcase before work so that they find it later during the day…and maybe have a ‘surprise’ waiting for them when they get home.
• You could use it as a spicy insert to your V-day cards.
• You could hide it under their pillow if you are going away on a trip for a couple days just to remind them that you are always thinking of them.
• Or you could just randomly hand it to them because you love them.

Of course it’s perfect to use on Valentine’s Day, but using this kind of thing sporadically all throughout the year is really what keeps long-term relationships exciting. It seems silly, but it’s true. These little gestures take conscious effort, and it’s much easier to not do them after you’ve been together for a while, but for those who do put in the effort, the rewards are always a much closer, much more sexually fulfilling relationship.

So whether you choose to use pre-made letters such as these, or think you can turn your partner on more with a composition of your own, give your lover a detailed sexy letter this Valentine’s Day…If it lights a fire, great! If it doesn’t, at least you’ll both get a good laugh out of it!