Will Your Naughty Gift be a Disaster?
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Before you head out to your local sex shop, or begin browsing through online adult stores, stop and consider how your partner will react to this kind of gift. Ask yourself questions like:
Are they sexually open?
Are they very religious?
Are they easily embarrassed?
It takes a certain kind of person, as well as a certain kind of relationship, to make giving an adult-themed gift a positive experience for both the giver and the receiver. If you misjudge how your lover will react, or get them a gift that ends up offending them, your devilishly sexy surprise could ruin your Holiday altogether.
Below are some things to keep in mind while shopping for your partner that should help you to avoid any unpleasant present-opening situations!
You Know Your Lover Best – Think Before You Buy
Although this vibe or that whip might look like a great play thing to YOU, remember you are buying this gift for your lover’s enjoyment – not necessarily your own.
Don’t buy your husband a prostate anal massager if you know how “touchy” he is about that area of his body – regardless of how much you’d love to open him up to other sexual experiences.
Now is not the time to try to push your partner into trying something they are uncomfortable with.
The Holidays are supposed to be light-hearted fun, so give them a sexy gift you’re certain they will really appreciate based upon their current sexual likes and dislikes.
This isn’t to say you shouldn’t surprise them with a gift that will allow them to try something you know they’ve always wanted to try (because they’ve told you so in the past). Maybe she’s expressed an interest in spanking, so a beginner’s paddle might be just the thing!
Respect Their Religious and Moral Beliefs
Make sure an adult gift is something your partner would appreciate at this time of year.
There are lots of people who would NOT consider a dildo to be an appropriate present for Christmas, particularly if they are traditionally religious. Respect their morals, values, and beliefs around this time of year – the last thing you want to do is offend them and put them in a bad mood!
Instead, save your sexy gift ideas for another, more appropriate, occasion such as their birthday or Valentine’s Day. Non-religious holidays might be much better times to gift wrap that bondage set…
But if you’re sure your lover is the type of person who would enjoy a little adult spice mixed into their egg-nog, then follow these simple Do’s and Don’t's when shopping for their little erotic surprise!
Ho! Ho! Ho! It’s Time to Play Santa!
So, you’ve decided to give your lover at least one special present that cannot be opened in front of anyone. Now what?
You might find yourself looking for something romantic, kinky, or even something that will seduce your lover. No matter what you are looking for it’s important to keep in mind that there are some things you will not want to give your other half this Christmas.
First, you need to assess the person you are buying this adult-themed present for.
Are they somewhat straight-laced? Are they adventurous, romantic, or downright wild?
It is important you keep this in mind because not all people are going to like all adult-themed gifts. Some people are going to like roleplay ideas while others might end up blushing at a common vibrator. Buy something based on the sexual appetite and adventure ranking the person already has.
Buying for Your Woman
If you want to avoid a disastrous event when you watch her unwrap her present this year you should consider your gift giving goals.
If you want to romance her, penis shaped candles and dicky soap on a rope is not going to be a good idea. While, these make good light hearted or gag gifts they do not fit in well in the romance department.
Similarly, if you are attempting to buy her lingerie, buy her something in a fabric that flatters her. If you are not sure what she likes to wear try looking in her closet. You should be able to get a general idea from what you find.
If you see an abundance of satin do not go out on a limb and buy lace. Chances are she has that much satin for a reason.
Go with what you see! Also, make absolutely sure you buy her the right sizes. Sneak into her panty drawer and check before you buy. Buying her something in the wrong size will make it virtually useless and she probably will not be too thrilled you thought she was bigger (or smaller) than she is.
When You Are Trying to Romance Her…
Avoid the Following:
- Whips for Honestly Good Girls
- Wrong Sized Garments
- Dicky Soaps & Other Gag Gifts
Get Her These Instead:
- A Waterproof Toy
- A Beginner Anal or Vaginal Toy
- A Paddle for Someone into BDSM
- Something that Looks Sexy and Will Fit
- An All-In-One Love Kit!
Buying for Your Man
When it comes to sexy gifts for men there are only a few things you need to avoid. These are fairly common things.
For starters, avoid things you know he won’t like (obviously!). If he doesn’t own any thongs do not assume this one is going to be the one to convert him. Most men are very underwear loyal. If he wears boxers then find him a sexy pair, but do not assume you can convince him to wear something else.
If you are toy shopping, do not focus on things you can use on him.
While you might think these things are romantic they could actually be a turn-off. If he is not interested in anal toys, restraints, or whips then you will either end up buying him something that he can use on you or something like massage oil, which is nice but not something just for him.
Consider buying him a masturbatory toy such as a love doll, and inflatable doll, or a handheld device for private moments alone.
When You are Trying to Romance Him…
Avoid the Following:
- Whips, Chains, or Restraints for Men that Don’t Want to be Tied Up
- Anal Toys for Men that Have Never Spoken of Anal Sex
- Thongs for Boxer Boys
Get Him These Instead:
- A Beginner Anal Toy for a Curious Possible Receiver
- A Sexy Pair of Boxers or Briefs (thongs if he wears them)
- A Realistic Masturbator
- A Cock Ring or Other Sexual Performance Enhancer
Don’t Forget Toys for Couples!
If you can’t decide what to get your lover, why not buy something you can use together? This way you can pick out something you know you’d both enjoy. There are lots of options here – from massage sets to adult board games.
Additionally, a nice couple’s gift might be sexual furniture. You will find that no matter what you buy him or her, this furniture will definitely enhance any sexual experience so the different forms of furniture are worth the consideration.
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Like it or not, it’s that time of year again. And since today is traditionally the the biggest shopping day of the year, I thought I’d give you a few ideas to get you in the mood. Think of it as “Holiday Foreplay” – seducing you into pondering the many deliciously tempting goodies the next couple months could bring…I’ve even done some price comparisons for you. How’s that for a head start?
Erotically Inspire Your Holidays with These Top 10 Gifts
10. Bag of Love – This adorable little treat is filled with a lovely assortment of 11 different adult products including: “Scratch and Do” instruction cards, pocket-rocket vibe with interchangeable stimulation heads, warming/edible massage lotions, silky blindfold, bondage tape, anal plug, and anal beads among others. Cute and compact, this bag is perfect for the experimental woman in your life. Price: $56.99
9. Strawberry Love Kit – Perfect for those cold, winter evenings this kit includes everything you need to make your bed the most irresistible place in the house. Infused with the taste of strawberries it’ll remind you both of those hot summer days, and endless summer nights. Kit includes Kama Sutra balms, lotions, feather tickler, and their famous “honey dust.” Also comes in vanilla, chocolate, and cinnamon. Prices: $28.99 ($5 flat rate shipping!) - $27.99 (but free vibe with every purchase!) – $24.89 (lowest price I found not including shipping!)
8. The Cone – What, you haven’t heard of this strange-looking thing before? Well it’s all the rage in women’s sex toys at the moment! Basically, it’s a vibrator. What makes it different is it’s pretty much hands-free and can be used in a lot of positions – including against the wall for “doggy-style” penetration. Not to mention it has 16 vibrating patterns – You heard me right – 16!! Prices: $119.99 ($5 flat rate shipping!) – $129.99 (but free vibe with every purchase!) – $119.95 (and qualifies for free shipping until December 15, 2007!) – $119.95 (and free gift with this purchase!)
7. 101 Nights of Greeeat Sex – Sexy board games are one of my personal favorite pastimes, and this one is certainly among the best. It combines steamy trivia cards intended to get you both talking about your wildest fantasies, action cards to tease out your seductions, and various ways to play the game itself. You can always go straight to the action and skip rolling the die if you’re both in the mood for some physical pleasures right away. Price: $39.99 ($5 flat rate shipping!) – $35.89 (lowest price but does not include shipping)
6. The Love Swing – If you really feel like going all out for your sex life, buy your wife or husband this for the Holidays! Go ahead, pretend it’s their gift, but we’ll both know better. After all, this is one present you’re sure to get as much pleasure out of as the person you gifted it to. This particular sex swing is always 5 star rated no matter what review site you check out. Yes, it’s a rather high-ticket item – but don’t you deserve a little splurging this season? Price: $141.99 (but free vibe with purchase!) – $169.95 (and free shipping!) – $119.89 (lowest price but does not include shipping)
5. Liberator Ramp & Wedge Combo – Another truly sensual item for those who want to take their sex lives to the next level. This wonderful piece of sex furniture is designed to angle your bodies for perfectly fulfilling penetration without any straining whatsoever. No more sore arms, backs, or thighs – just pure relaxing erotic freedom. The ramp and wedge are also sold separately in case buying it all together is a little too daunting. Price: $209.99 (with free shipping!) – $210 (with free shipping and free gift!) or there’s an inflatable imitation of just the wedge section for $54.99!
4. Spank Me! Kit – If your lover’s been good all year long, then it’s certainly time to encourage their naughty side! Set the mood with the tea lights, massage them into submission with the warming oil, invigorate their imagination with the peppermint cooling cream, and finally give them the spanking they deserve with that lovely rubber whip. And don’t worry about the delightfully sticky mess you’re sure to create – the kit’s got it covered with a set of after-love wipes. Price: $24.89 (doesn’t include shipping) – $24.99 (doesn’t include shipping) – $19.99 (lowest price and qualifies for a free vibe with your purchase!)
3. Chocolate Body Paint Set – Forgive me while I drool…I adore this little set of honest-to-goodness real chocolate body paints. You’ve probably tried “chocolate” flavored lubes, oils, and lotions before that were chalky, gross, and artificial tasting. So have I, and believe me this set by Kama Sutra is not one of them. These are made from real chocolate and they are incredibly yummy and fun to use. I can say this because I’ve bought them before and will surely buy them again. If your lover is a chocolate lover, then this is the perfect gift for them – and you. Just think of all the licking! Price: $34.89 (doesn’t include shipping) – $34.99 (doesn’t include shipping but you get a free vibe with your purchase!) – $38.99 ($5 flat rate shipping!)
2. The Passion Throw – Portable game for adventurous couples. Honestly it reminds me of a grown-up version of Twister…except instead of the different colors for hands and feet each circle has a sexy suggestion. You have to roll the die and move your game piece from circle to circle, following the instructions on the throw. The winner gets to select the first lovemaking position. What’s nice with this idea is that it’s simple enough that you can add your own twists to the rules after you’ve played it a few times. Very cute and romantic gift idea! Price: $29.89 (doesn’t include shipping) – $29.99 (plus a free vibe with your purchase!) – $24.99 ($5 flat rate shipping!)
1. Hitachi Magic Wand Massager – The classic. The one and only sex toy that’s had a dedicated following of eager men and women for over 25 years. This is the gift to give your lover when you want to potentially throw in a toy during sex but don’t want to make it too obvious. It’s just an innocent massager! Your lover can even open this thoughtful gift in front of the family and no one will think anything of it – Unless, of course, they have one themselves…Yes, it can and has always been used as a sex toy, but it’s also a very effective de-stressing machine for your entire body. It’s great for men and women, and can be used both in and out of the bedroom. What more could you ask for? I think it’s the perfect holiday gift, and that’s why it’s Number One on my list! Price: $50.99 (and free shipping!) – $59.99 (doesn’t include shipping) – $59.99 (but includes a free vibe with your purchase!) – $62.95 (doesn’t include shipping) – $57.89 (doesn’t include shipping)
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Are you man enough to dare?
Hope you’re grinning and full of Sensual Holiday Cheer!
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Bondage – Arguably my favorite of all the kinky sex games! “Tied, bound, tightly, held down, forced to stay still” – these little words seem to spark my libido every time. And although bondage is often combined with other, often painful, sex games it certainly doesn’t have to be. In fact tons of people enjoy bondage without ever incorporating pain into their sex lives at all.
Unfortunately movies, books, and other widely published media rarely separate out one form of BDSM play from another, and successfully mush everything together into one scary-ass picture of a leather clad dominatrix slapping a helpless pudgy-bellied guy with an even scarier looking flogger.
And we in the BDSM community wonder why so many people run off screaming into the night at the first mention of bondage! (Shocking!) But for roughly every three who do run off screaming, there will be one brave soul who stays. And it certainly doesn’t take that soul long to figure out those flimsy metal cuffs with the fuzzy pink stuff around the edges (you know the kind I’m talking about) are much more for playful decoration than for safely keeping a lover in place.
Sure they may be a great way to “test the waters” with someone new – but for any real bondage enthusiast, those little fuzzy things get chucked to the back of the toy drawer very quickly, making room for a dazzling array of safer and much more interesting bondage gear.
Bondage Gear Worth Checking Out:
Under the Bed Restraints – COOL! These things turn any bed into an easy bondage fantasy play-scape. The concept is so simple, I don’t know why there aren’t more of them around. High-quality leather wrist cuffs are attached by a long strap that goes under any mattress, so that once attached, the wrists are held in place all by themselves. The same is done for the ankle cuffs. For those who enjoy having their partners bound spread eagle but don’t have a four-poster bed to attach the cuffs to, this is a perfect and portable solution. Of course you can adjust the length of straps to fit any sized mattress as well as to adjust the “tightness” for your partner.
Love Web – Similar to the restraints above, but taken to a whole new level! The lover’s web is another bed/mattress attachment that allows you to secure your partner’s wrist and ankle cuffs to many different places. It gives you more control and many more options than the simple restraints above. With this “web” you can place your lover in almost any bondage position – not just spread eagle.
Over-the-Door Restraints - Another simple but oh-so-effective bondage idea! All you do is place the weighted straps over the top of any door and close it. Once the person is attached to the cuffs, they can pull and yank all they want, but the weights aren’t going to get over the door. Judging by the amount of positive user reviews this thing has received the cuffs are very comfortable, and the straps can hold a lot of weight – which means they won’t break and ruin your carefully planned moment. Oh wait – you don’t need a careful plan with this! Just pop ‘em in your purse or briefcase and you can have a devilishly great time when ever opportunity knocks…
Thigh Cuffs – Tired of wrist and ankle cuffs all the time? Want a little more control over how far apart your partner “spreads ‘em”? Thigh cuffs are a great little gadget that lets you tether their thighs to whatever you choose. It’s a little more intimate and controlling I think. Plus, thigh cuffs usually come with wrist cuffs so you can attach wrists to thighs. Just think of the delicious possibilities…
Bondage Sheets - For the ultimate bondage enthusiast out there! A sheet set with cuffs built right in, why not? You don’t have to bother searching for your various cuffs and accouterments, just lay your lover down and tease away.
Now that you’ve seen these wicked creations in all their glory, does bondage really seem that scary anymore? I hope you’ve gotten at least one new idea from this article, and feel comfortable exploring the tantalizing possibilities of bondage beyond those silly fuzzy cuffs!
After all, I didn’t know many of these things existed until I did a bit of research, so I figure at least some of them will be new to you too. I’m always happy passing along the naughtier bits of life to you guys…
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Traditional Vibrators – Traditional vibrators are typically long and straight. Many women prefer ones that have a more realistic feeling skin, rather than the typical metal vibe. Yet, many women prefer the sleek, cool feel of a metal vibrator. Traditional vibrators also come with ribbed grooves to mimic the feel of a real penis. If you’re new to vibes and not sure what you’re looking for, a traditional vibrator may be just the thing for you.
G-Spot Vibrators – It can be difficult for women to find their G-Spots, but G-Spot vibrators make it simple for you to experience your pleasure-packed spot. Don’t let the look of these vibes deter you – their flexible bodies produce gentle sensations that bend to the natural curves of your body. They gently stroke your most sensitive areas.
Jack Rabbit Vibrators – The hit television show “Sex and the City” popularized jack rabbit vibrators. They combine the realistic feel of a traditional vibe with added clitoris stimulation. The small rabbit heads on the side of the shaft work to stimulate where you want it. The skin of rabbit vibrators are specially designed to nearly replicate the feel of an actual penis.
Egg Vibrators – Egg vibrators are placed inside the woman before they are turned on. There is a small cord and remote attached to the vibe. They come as either small eggs or look like miniature vibes. You have complete control over the power of the rhythms. This gives you a more hands-off approach than you would have with a traditional vibe.
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Have you ever wanted to go in an adult bookstore but were afraid? Afraid that someone you know might see your car parked outside. Maybe you were afraid of what the sales clerk, behind the counter, would be thinking about you. Maybe you’ve been afraid because you heard the people that frequent those stores are “perverts” or “derelicts.” Or, you want to go, but your town just doesn’t have one. Whatever the reason, you didn’t go in.





































