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Sometimes you just have to repeat yourself.  Here’s one of our older posts that is still a favorite.

But First, a Little Story…

I remember the first time a man ever asked me to shave my vagina. I was in ninth grade, he was in tenth. We were innocently watching a movie together in his room when one thing led to another and before I knew it his sneaky fingers were down my pants. We had an exhilarating fingering session, the threat of being caught “red-handed” by a supervisory adult adding to the heat of the moment.

Then we heard it. His mother calling us to dinner. The hand was immediately gone and our clothes were hurriedly straightened. After a few deep breaths to wash the tell-tale color from our cheeks, we headed for the dining room. Dinner. Silly chatting. Time to go home.

Judged by a collection of local comedians, sex shop owners and adult film stars, Air Sex Championships is an event produced by the Alamo Drafthouse and hosted by comedian Chris Trew. In December, the winners are flown to compete in the National Championships, which is held in Austin, Texas.

You might be wondering what is so sexy about bees mating. There isn’t. It starts off violent — you’ll see for yourself in a minute. However, when it comes to reproduction and mating techniques of creatures other than ourselves, it could be considered uniquely sexy and fun to learn. If you haven’t had the humorous pleasure of watching one of the short films in the series “Green Porno“, by the Sundance Channel, which star Isabella Rossellini, well, you’re in for a treat.

Dating has come a long way.

Ancient courtship was barbaric in the sense that tribesman basically captured their women and the poor ladies had not a say in the matter.

Medieval times, weren’t all that much better off.  It had its ups and downs. The church had the biggest say in the manner of sex. (Some say it still does, but that’s another subject entirely.) You could be put to death if you weren’t careful.

Everything from then on is basically a blur of can’t's, don’t's, shouldn’t's, etcetera’s, up until the 1960′s, when free love and hippies ruled the land and sex was on the menu wherever you went and Jim Morrison sang “come on baby light my fire….” and they did.

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So it’s almost Halloween and you’re wondering just what tastefully sinful thing will you be doing to celibate. Just you stop worrying your pretty head about it because we’re here for you.