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We were browsing YouTube the other day when we came across this woman that we just couldn’t stop watching and because we love you guys out there, we thought we’d share this one particular video that made us laugh – loudly! ENJOY IT! (It’s hysterical because it’s sometimes true!)
It does have graphic language so its NSFW people.
What Girls Think About During Sex! brought to us by Jenna Marbles.
You know the age-old saying “Men are dogs”, well…while out walking one of our own (dogs that is) we were tickled with a funny thought. What if all of us were really dogs when it came to scoping out the opposite sex, or even the same sex…
Females would still be bitches, because we’re called that now anyway, so no changes there.
The dating ritual would go something like this…
A guy is walking on one side of the street and their “interest” on the other. The moment he senses her (we’re focusing on hetero relationships right now), depending on his nationality (breed), he would either, lay down low to the ground and eyeball the bitch, or, he would starting jumping up and down like a Mexican Jumping Bean. No leash to hold him back, he pounce across the street at full speed.
We’ve all seen body-swapping movies many times over. They usually depict same gender role swapping with an age difference (13 Going on 30), between two females (Freaky Friday) and most recently, a two male swap (The Change-Up). But waking up as the opposite sex, with totally different equipment? There are only a few. One in particular touches upon the sexual desires and fantasies by living through another gender. The classic comedy-fantasy film Being John Malkovich.
Now imagine living in that new body. Granted you won’t look like an Adonis, but you’ll obviously get the girl.
What would you do if you woke up as the opposite sex?
Sometimes our minds are in the proverbial gutters at just the wrong times…
Do you need glasses?
And Finally, the Classic Blow-Job Blooper!
Hope you’re smiling!