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It’s winter time (as if you hadn’t noticed) and that means there are a cornucopia of tasty treats lying around…tempting you….to add to the waistline. But it doesn’t HAVE to be that way.

What? The world isn’t flat? Well guess what I heard over the weekend. The Moon is NOT made of cheese NOR is there such a thing as Santa Claus apparently.

So it’s almost Halloween and you’re wondering just what tastefully sinful thing will you be doing to celibate. Just you stop worrying your pretty head about it because we’re here for you.

(due to the medical nature of the story, as well as privacy issues, names will not be included)

True story:

It was the summer of 1999 and I was an EMT with the Naval Hospital in Lemoore, California when we received a call for an emergency at a residence on base calling to report a “horrible accident” and to expedite our arrival. We had no idea what to expect. That’s part of the job. But this…went a little past my experiences.

In a relationship?  Check. Have sex often? Eh..semi-check. Is the sex amazing? Hmm…no check.

Horace Greasley was a 20-year-old Czechoslovakian barber when Hitler invaded Poland September 1^st, 1939 and he was forced to enlist in the army. Apparently cutting hair didn’t translate to trench warfare skills since Horace was taken prisoner on his first mission and sent to a POW camp in Poland.