Returning from the Grave…Miss Me?

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*The fog rolls into the room through the opened balcony door. The moonlight illuminates the mist and lends to it an ethereal form as if someone, someTHING were shrouded within it’s enveloping folds. Then, startlingly, quite unexpectedly you feel the brush of lips against your ear followed by the warmth of my breath as I speak*

“I’m back, baby. Did you miss me?”

*blushing* Ahem..er…is anybody out there?!

Since it’s almost Halloween (arguably the sexiest and most creative holiday of the year) we thought it would be the perfect time to resurrect Speak Sexy from its journey into the silent abyss. Once a thriving Red Light district, we’ve become a veritable ghost town..but no more!

We’re dusting off our knickers, hiking up our skirts and getting ready to shake ourselves silly with new intellectually tantalizing articles, more gropingly gorgeous picuters and discussions hot enough to light up Jack’s O’Lantern anyday. 

So gather up your candy kiddies, cuz this hayride’s about to get a lot sweeter…and bumpier…and (well, you get the point!)

See you soon!