How Do You Like to be Spanked? Halloween Role Playing with a Twist

Poll Results

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It’s finally Halloween, my favorite holiday! Why is it my favorite? Because it’s the one day of the entire culturally-stifling year when you get to see who people really are deep down inside their unsocialized-business-suit selves. You can be wild, uninhibited, wear a Batman-cape, and act like a complete lunatic and no one will think any less of you. (Go ahead, I dare you to try the Batman-cape next Easter and see how that turns out!)

So to celebrate this glorious occasion I’m going to match up last week’s spanking new poll results with the costumes that best fits the particular implement of preference. This should be especially fun for those of you who voted (big Dracula love bites to all you voters by the way!).

The very serious information below should give you fundamental psychological insights into the inner-mechanisms of your personality - all based upon what you like to be spanked with! (OK, maybe “fundamental insights” is going a bit far…)

Spanking Role Playing Fun a la Your Favorite Torture Device - In Order of Least to Most Popular

Librarian/Student Fantasy with a Book (2%)

Just picture it: She’s the sexy young librarian and you’re the newest undergrad at Hard-On U. You walk in, she’s bent over trying to find a book on the bottom shelf, her juicy curves barely covered by her short black skirt…You approach. Offer to help her find what she’s looking for. And before you know it you’re sitting on her desk with her perfectly proportioned behind wiggling across your lap begging to be spanked with that dusty old hardcover copy of De Sade’s Greatest Filth. (Apparently her mind was “in the gutter” even before you got a hold of her)..I can see the 2% of you book lover’s blissfully shivering now…

Queen/Servant Fantasy with a Hairbrush (7%)

It starts with Queen Bitchy-Bitch ordering you to make her nightly bath. As her servant you’re supposed to be very professional about touching her slippery-wet gleaming skin, but her constant demands and nakedness turn you on like nothing else. So on this not-so-very-special night you can’t take it anymore and decide to turn the power tables around. She tells you to brush her hair, to make it smooth, to make it shiny, to get all the knots out. One order after the next. By the time you grab the hard flat antique-style hairbrush, you’re excited beyond words. You feel the hairbrush’s heaviness in your hand, and without warning yank Queen Bitchy-Bitch over the side of her bed and begin to paddle away at her very sensitive-after-bath cheeks...I think you can finish the rest by yourself. I know at least 7% of you wicked readers can…

Chef/Waitress Fantasy with a Kitchen Spoon (7%)

You’re a good waitress, but not good enough for Mr. Picky Chef. He seems to catch your every singly tiny mistake, and chastises you for each one. Last night you dropped a fork coming in from the dining room, and he glowered at you from behind the chopping counter. Heat rushed to your cheeks, and you had to turn away because of your embarrassment - not from dropping the fork, but from the immediate arousal his one look caused! Despite your better judgment Mr. Picky Chef pushes all your “have sex with me now” buttons, so you start to do things on purpose to piss him off. Your “mistakes” get worse until he has no choice but to punish you for your insolence. He picks up the most convenient tool for the job - his trusty over-sized cooking spoon - and heads straight for you…Mmmm, 7% of you should be panting away by now…

Construction Worker/Passerby with a Wooden Paddle (10%)

You pass this stupid construction site every day on your walk to work, and every day the same construction jerk whistles and shouts out obnoxious sexual taunts at you. It’s been over a month, and his comments grow more perverse every day. Finally he hollers out something about “smakin’ that” and it gives you an idea. The next day when he begins his ritualistic cat-calls, you stop in your tracks and walk straight past him into one of the “under-construction” rooms inside. He follows you into the empty room stacked with building materials, ready to order you back outside. But when he walks in he finds you standing next to his workbench, a square piece of sawed-off sheet wood firmly in your hand, and a look of determination on your face that no one could misinterpret…How’s that for a little paddling scenario you 10% out there?

WINNER BY FAR!

Sexy Devil/Priest with His Bare Hand (48%!)

Someone has to rid your hot next door neighbor of the slutty little devil that’s possessed her, and you are just the priest to do it! This fantasy is my personal favorite and gets my “creative” juices flowing like crazy. Let’s start off with her half-clothed temptingly devilish self tied firmly to her bed - after all she is the All Mighty Evil One and must be restrained lest she hurt those around her with her seductive powers capable of sexing the life right out of anyone. Then he enters, Mr. Virtue himself, set on ridding her of the evil spirit and her over-active libido. (Sounds like a really bad porn movie so far, doesn’t it?) Except her powers are too strong! Rather than cleansing her soul, she convinces him to give in to his most depraved fantasies - fantasies that include tying her down even tighter, ripping the rest of her clothes off with his teeth, and using his hands to create dark red streaks along every inch of her flawlessly creamy skin…My God, is it suddenly really hot in here? Oh right, that’s just the feeling of Hell coming up to grab me for such a sacrilegious daydream - But hey, at least 48% of you are going down with me!

No Spanking for Me Thanks! (26%)

Yeah, 26% of you said you’d prefer not to be spanked at all. And that’s perfectly fine too! You can still use any of the above role playing fantasies and adapt them to your very own special kinks. The spankers won’t mind! (However, I may have worded the question poorly - because some of these voters may like to be the one doing the spanking - just not being the one getting spanked.)

Even so, that still means that at least 75% of you wicked S.S. readers enjoy spanking, or at least the idea of spanking! Wow, that’s a lot. You guys and gals really are the sexiest and most open-minded group of blog readers in the world. How lucky can I get?!

And although it’s too late to buy your Halloween costumes for this year, you could still take advantage of the huge sales happening right now to surprise your lover in a few weeks - or whenever. Why wait for a holiday to play out your favorite spanking fantasies?

Thanks again to all the voters, and have an Unbelievably Uninhibited, Fantasy-Filled, Sexually Spooky Halloween!!!

Things to Help You Have a Spankingly Good Time:

• Spanking Videos
• Halloween Porn
• Paddles & Floggers
• Spank Me! - Top Rated Fantasy Kit
• Spank! Vol. I - Audio Erotica
• Spank! Vol. II - Because the first one was so good!

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speaksexy @ October 31, 2007