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Masturbating Yourself to Sleep
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Aaaahh, Bedtime. The best part of your day. Half-naked in your comfortable PJs, cuddling between your crisp clean sheets, over-sized blankets, and fluffy white pillows. Finally a moment of pure relaxation in the stress storm that is your life.
And as your achy muscles slowly turn into blissful mush, you close your eyes and begin to drift in and out of dream world. Naturally your thoughts bounce from one meaningless thing to the next - the car has to be washed tomorrow, you stained your favorite tie this morning, your wife’s lips wrapped around your penis, the rent still needs to be paid, your wife’s lips wrapped around your penis while her tongue darts along the head, you need to buy milk, your wife’s lips wrapped around your penis while her tongue darts along the head and her breasts gently sway against your thighs as she moves her mouth seductively up and down your shaft…
Then WHAM. Before you know it the only visions left dancing around your naughty little head are sugar-plum fairies completely nude in your bed.
And instead of drifting further into unconsciousness like you were supposed to, you’ve accidentally managed to wake yourself right back “up.” Now you’re exhausted and horny. Congrats! But don’t feel too badly about your wayward lusts invading your only moments of peace, it happens to everyone. Or at least 45% of everyone….
The Most Popular Times and Places to Masturbate According to YOU
Apparently most of you devilish S.S. readers don’t give masturbating yourselves to sleep a second thought. In fact 45% of you said pleasuring yourself right before bed was your preferred time to masturbate. When you find yourselves in the above predicament I bet you let it linger, draw it out, revel in the truly salacious fantasies only semi-consciousness can bring. So what if you’re exhausted at work the next morning? Your secretly delicious time was well worth the consequences.
And speaking of work…
An even hornier 35% of you admitted to enjoying a little self-servicing whenever opportunity knocked. That’s right, night or day, home or office - circumstances just don’t seem to matter to you! Give you a closed door and moment alone with your “thoughts” and you’ll be more than willing to crank out an orgasm or two. Is it the thrill of getting caught? The feeling of “doing something wrong” that floats your boat? Is being alone such a seldom occurrence that when it does happen the excitement is simply too much for you to keep your hands out of your pants?
What ever your reasons, you guys are really a spur-of-the-moment bunch! But I’d love to know - Are you this spontaneous with all your lovers, or just the most important one?
And finally, third in line for the Most Popular Masturbation Time was during your showers. 19% of you agreed the privacy and cleanliness aspects of the shower couldn’t be beat. Maybe it’s the steamy glass doors and pulsating shower heads that do it for you. Maybe it’s the slithering suds or the kinky shower gloves that push your buttons. All I know is you’re certain to be squeaky clean in all the right places.
Where Have All the Morning Masturbater’s Gone?
Oddly, none of you readers said masturbating when you woke up was your favorite time. I know lots of people who enjoy a good orgasm to start their day. Where are you all hiding? In the shower group perhaps? Speak up! We’re losing you!
As For Me
I agree with the Before Bed majority. I’ve always had an ‘over active’ imagination and since sexual thoughts are one of my favorites, it’s no wonder I often need a quickie to calm me down. Masturbation works like a natural sleeping pill every time. If you do have trouble falling asleep and haven’t already given it a try (somehow I doubt many of you reading this fall into that category!), I highly recommend it.
As always, Huge Thank Yous to Everyone who voted on last week’s poll! Without you, where would this article be? And if you missed it, don’t worry! We have new polls all the time - Go ahead and vote on the new one now before you forget!
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speaksexy @ October 12, 2007
Well, I missed the poll. But I’m a in the morning shower kind of guy. Yes, my wife is great and all, but lately we’ve been in a bit of a lull with our sex lives. In the morning and in the shower just presents the perfect opportunity to release. Its also certainly better than going off to work frustrated where, to say the least, there are some temptations.
I have always masturbated before falling asleep…I remember being a kid and “wiggling” (as I called it) before finally falling asleep. No matter how much sex I’ve had during the day, I almost always find myself rubbing away before settling down for the night. Masturbation before sleep relaxes me and gets me to stop making all those annoying “to do” lists in my head. BUT! I did take your poll and said that ANYTIME is a good time for masturbation, in my humble opinion!
Jack - Sorry to hear your sex life is in a bit of a rut. It’s good that you take care of your desires before letting yourself be led into temptation with the women at work. I’m sure your wife would appreciate knowing that as well! A lot of women hate when their husband’s masturbate, but with a reason like that I’m sure those women would change their minds very quickly.
Kitty - I can relate! Honestly I don’t remember a time in my life when masturbating before bed wasn’t a usual occurrence. The only reason it’s not every night anymore is because of my husband being in the same bed. Sometimes I do it anyway (he doesn’t mind) but I have to really really want to because I feel badly keeping him awake. And I know what you mean about the “to do” lists - good thing we both found such a lovely way to shut-up our annoying inner voices to get some sleep.
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I like to masturbate at least once a day. Generally I play with my pussy late at night when all are asleep. I live with my children,sister,niece and her son. And we only have 1 bedroom so it makes it difficult to be relaxed about the whole thing. However, I often have a play at work or when I take a bath. Whenever, the situation araises where I amalone I masturbate and then with great intensity.
mmmm, the photos are really horny. Would love to share some time in bed with your model.
suok3-Vladivostok
My girlfriend recently popped around for a quick coffee and chat one morning.
She was having a few problems with her boyfriend, usual stuff with men !!
Anyway we had a couple of cups of coffee smoked some cigarettes and talked greatly about
men and their hangups.
She got a little upset so we had a cuddle and kissed lightly on the lips. Before she moved away
she wanted another kiss. But this time it was longer and her mouth opened up and she popped
her tongue into my mouth so fiercely it took me by surprise. I could feel she was getting horny
as she put her leg in between mine, rubbing her thigh against my crotch. MM I was liking this, I
moved my hand up her jumper felt her large swolled breast and rubbed her nipples.
Wow she responded by slipping her hand down the front of my jeans and searching for my
pussy.
We quickly moved into my main room where my bed is, laid down and she undid my jeans and
in a flash and almost ripped them off.
She took her top off and got me to suck her nipples while her fingers played around my clit.
We kissed furiously, as if we hadn’t kissed for years. I reached down and felt under her panties
that her pussy was very wet and ready.
She pulled her panties off and proceeded to lay in between my legs rubbing her pussy against
mine. Wow we were really getting wet n horny. We continued to kiss with our tongues darting in
and out of each others mouths.
Our fingers played with each other’s pussy, rubbing and fingering as much and as fast as
possible, we both wanted to cum. Our kissing was really hot now and our fingering of each
other’s pussy was frantic.
Within moments we made each cum. It was great and very exciting. She soon left.
Now we try and meet up once a week for coffee and mutual mastubation.
Soon I will tell you of the time a girlfriend of my niece came to stay with us for a few weeks. Now
that was sexciting !!
suok3-Vladivostok
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