Disney’s Sex Goddess Revealed!
Yep, the winner of the Disney’s Sexiest Character Contest goes to…Jasmine from Aladin! Congratulations Aladin, you are the luckiest of them all, and the envy of every cartoon man in the imagination! I must admit, I had to laugh at the results of this poll because they were all over the place.
Just as many people voted that they would “Do Them All” as said “Eeewww, None You Pervert! They’re Cartoons!” I guess when it comes to finding cartoon characters attractive or not there are a lot of people on both sides of this issue. I can’t wait for the fight between them when it comes…and it will come! Oh yeah, and if you were wondering why Pocahontas was not one of the contestants last week it’s because her raccoon friend died and she was trying to commune with his spirit via the mystical talking tree.
Here are the complete results without Pocahontas:
Jasmine from Aladin – 36%
Belle from Beauty and the Beast – 14%
I’d Do Them All! – 14%
Eeewww, None! – 14%
Snow White – 10%
Cinderella – 4%
Ariel from The Little Mermaid – 4%
Sleeping Beauty – 4%
So now that the big reveal is over, here are my real thoughts on why Jasmine was picked as the sexiest of them all…Hold on to your chairs because I’m about to get psycho-political on your @ss!
Disempowering the Enemy
Now in general, as humans, we don’t like to be scared or act cowardly. This means that in order to fight and be brave, we have to devise various means to get over our fears, and in the case of war, this means getting over our fears of the enemy.
One very classic way to get over a fear is to make the object of our fear seem much less threatening in our perceptions of them. Traditionally when the object of our fear is a human enemy, for men there are two ways to do this effectively.
The first is through humor – if you represent your enemy as something to laugh at, then the real threat to you seems diminished. How can something that is so pathetically funny be dangerous? Humor is generally used to disempower male enemies. (During WWI the U.S. spewed tons of propaganda around that portrayed male Japanese soldiers as caricatures who could do nothing right, let alone shoot and kill you! The result for U.S. soldiers was a feeling of superiority over the enemy – not fear – and the Japanese now seemed much less threatening.)
The second is through sexuality – if you represent your enemy as an overly sexual, overly animalistic race in their behaviors/desires, then you as a rational, mentally-advanced human have a much better chance of conquering them. Sexuality is generally used to disempower female enemies.
By reducing the women of your enemy to sexually promiscuous, non-thinking animals just waiting to be overtaken by you, your fear that the women may also be just as real of a threat as the men is greatly reduced. After all, these enemy women are just there to be your sexual entertainment while you are taking over their country…they won’t hide knives up their skirts and kill you while you undo your zipper…No! They aren’t that clever!
Aside from simply reducing fear, there are other psychological benefits associated with reducing enemy women to sexual objects. It helps to relieve guilt. After all, if you envision your enemy’s women as being the same as your own pious and virginal sisters and mothers, how could you just walk into their country, their homes, and kill the men they love. It just wouldn’t sit right with you.
Are You Seeing The Connection to Jasmine Yet?!
So, after understanding all of this, isn’t it interesting that in this particular day and age, when much of the world considers the Middle East to be the enemy, the terrorists, the Evil Ones…that people would vote Jasmine, the only Middle Eastern Disney Character, to be the sexiest one of all?!
Why is she sexy to you?
Since all of the Disney characters have the same perfect cartoon bodies, why Jasmine?
Is Jasmine the most do-able because she might be the easiest? Would she do anything to please you? Would she have less morals and inhibitions than the White European characters? Do you respect her less so wouldn’t feel as badly behaving in not-so-nice ways with her? Is she less intelligent than the others? Would having sex with her make you feel better about the world? Go Ahead, ask yourself…what makes her sexy? Your answer might surprise you.
But hey, I might be wrong. Maybe Jasmine is just “hot” because she’s “hot.” Maybe it doesn’t matter who the enemy is right now, or that we have a global desire to disempower the Middle East…
But then again, Maybe I’m Right.
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