Because I’m sure you are just falling over your chair in suspense…Your Number One Kink Is…Sex in Public!! We have a winner by far! Here are the full results of last week’s poll:
- Sex in Public – 38%
- Role Play – 21%
- Spanking – 15%
- Bondage – 10%
- Other – 8%
- No Kinks – 5%
- Humiliation – 3%
So, in honor of all you crazy people out there who tingle at the idea of maybe getting caught doing something naughty in a place that you know you should be doing something more socially acceptable, (like sitting quietly and watching the movie like everyone else thank you very much!) I will write about all the many possibilities available this side of being arrested. You do realize that is a possibility, right?
Indecent exposure and all that, remember? But I won’t bore you with the down side of your kinks because honestly, those are no fun to think about. Plus, being arrested for having sex in a department store changing room does make for a great story to tell your grandchildren someday…Here goes, my top ten list of the best places to have sex outside of your home, hotel room, or car. Yes I did just include CAR in there. It just doesn’t count as being risky enough to be deemed sex in public, OK? Without further ado, from the most boring to the most daring:
The Top 10 Places to Get Your Groove On Where You Shouldn’t…
- Any Restroom – Airplanes, Nightclubs, etc. This gets a low rating because you are usually behind closed doors in an already mostly private place. After all, who hasn’t done this at least once?
- Department Store Changing Room – Same basic risk as above, but a little less frequently done.
- Beach – during the day only! You’ll probably be alone on the beach at night anyway you wacko!
- Park – again during the day only! Bonus points the closer you get to the kiddie park without being detected. It would be very uncool to be caught here on so many levels.
- Hotel/Public Pool – Aren’t there usually cameras, especially during the ‘closed’ hours…?
- At the Theater – No not the movies! < insert snotty voice here > the
- Uppity Golf Course – It’s a golf course, need I say more?!
- Unused Classroom – Live out two fantasies at the same time with this! Somebody’s being a naughty student…in so many ways!
- Back Seat of a Taxi – I know I said cars didn’t count in the beginning, but if you have the guts to do it with an unknown driver sitting up close and personal, I salute you! Huge Bonuses for not getting yourselves kicked out before you’ve arrived at your desired destination.
And finally, the number 10 place to do it in public…
10. A Graveyard!
Although I agree that this may not be the riskiest place to get caught by the living…it is the only place that you may be caught by the dead!!! Not only is this intriguing because it’s in public, it also has the many added benefits of making you feel truly excited, pleasantly scared, and deliciously wicked!
There you have it. I do hope you’ve enjoyed the list, and perhaps have a new idea or two for your next little tryst into social depravity. Have fun, and don’t worry, your kinkiest secrets are safe with me…
Question! Have you done it in one of these places? What, you know a better place?! Please leave a comment and tell us all about it! Thanks!
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