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(due to the medical nature of the story, as well as privacy issues, names will not be included)

True story:

It was the summer of 1999 and I was an EMT with the Naval Hospital in Lemoore, California when we received a call for an emergency at a residence on base calling to report a “horrible accident” and to expedite our arrival. We had no idea what to expect. That’s part of the job. But this…went a little past my experiences.

In a relationship?  Check. Have sex often? Eh..semi-check. Is the sex amazing? Hmm…no check.

*Clears throat*

Excuse me but I was wondering….What is Polyamory? What is a Swinger?What’s a Kitten Pile? A Cuddle-In? What’s the difference between a four (or more)some and an orgy? Why are threesomes between two women and one man (FMF) “cooler” then two men sharing one woman(MFM) in between? My head’s spinning already. (Ok, and I’m a little turned on, sue me!)

One of the questions scrolling past your processor might be: “Who’s Ardi? Sounds like a stock broker.” To be honest, I don’t watch very much T.V., but the other day I saw a Discovery Special on Ardipithecus – to date our oldest up-right walking ancestor by about 4.4 million years. Like all new discoveries Ardi had many notable features that puzzled scientists, but two of the most intriguing were that it lived in a forest and had small “K-9″ teeth (you know, the Vampire teeth).

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“As we started dancing around the floor, I reached my hand up under her hair and grabbed a hand full at the back of her neck and held it tightly. She looked up at me, and as I held tight onto that grip of her hair, pulling her head back just the slightest, she closed her eyes, smiled, made a soft noise, and in that moment the question was asked and answered; “Are you? Yes, and yes I am.” ~Excerpt taken from Can You Spot a Dominant or submissive?~