Posts Tagged "sex"

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Normally I don’t do this BUT as I was browsing YouTube I came across this woman that I just couldn’t stop watching and because I love you guys out there, I thought I’d share this one particular video that made me laugh – loudly – in a room all by myself – like a crazy person. ENJOY IT! (And, sometimes…it’s true – lol)

(due to the medical nature of the story, as well as privacy issues, names will not be included)

True story:

It was the summer of 1999 and I was an EMT with the Naval Hospital in Lemoore, California when we received a call for an emergency at a residence on base calling to report a “horrible accident” and to expedite our arrival. We had no idea what to expect. That’s part of the job. But this…went a little past my experiences.

In a relationship?  Check. Have sex often? Eh..semi-check. Is the sex amazing? Hmm…no check.

Horace Greasley was a 20-year-old Czechoslovakian barber when Hitler invaded Poland September 1^st, 1939 and he was forced to enlist in the army. Apparently cutting hair didn’t translate to trench warfare skills since Horace was taken prisoner on his first mission and sent to a POW camp in Poland.

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Let me guess, you’re looking at your “Fun-Packed Calendar” for the year aaaand what do you see?

- Celtic Fest in the spring? Other than hot guys in kilts…not so great.
– State Fair in June? Drunk locals in bib overalls. Eh..
– Alright, how about the Renaissance Fair in the fall? Corsets & Corn Dogs. Alright, fun but not overly scintillating when the town fool begs you for money with the threat of public humiliation.