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You know the age-old saying “Men are dogs”, well…while out walking one of our own (dogs that is) we were tickled with a funny thought. What if all of us were really dogs when it came to scoping out the opposite sex, or even the same sex…

Females would still be bitches, because we’re called that now anyway, so no changes there.

The dating ritual would go something like this…

A guy is walking on one side of the street and their “interest” on the other. The moment he senses her (we’re focusing on hetero relationships right now), depending on his nationality (breed), he would either, lay down low to the ground and eyeball the bitch, or, he would starting jumping up and down like a Mexican Jumping Bean. No leash to hold him back, he pounce across the street at full speed.

Here is a list of the top 10 little know facts about sex from around the globe, that is sure to have you either scratching your head, laughing your ass off, or waiting till you can repeat your newfound knowledge at a dinner party. Now on to the list, with our added commentary.

1) In Southern India it’s thought you will be turned gay if you see two snakes having sex.

Simply put…WTF!

2) Spanish fly is actually a beetle and it is in fact toxic. As little as .05 ounces of the powdered beetle can kill you.

Yes…so that time way back when, at that junior high school party, when all of you giggled in the corner about the fact that you were underage drinking a cocktail made with spanish fly and OMG you might get horny, IT WAS A LIE. As are most sexually related things you hear when you’re that age.

Dating has come a long way.

Ancient courtship was barbaric in the sense that tribesman basically captured their women and the poor ladies had not a say in the matter.

Medieval times, weren’t all that much better off.  It had its ups and downs. The church had the biggest say in the manner of sex. (Some say it still does, but that’s another subject entirely.) You could be put to death if you weren’t careful.

Everything from then on is basically a blur of can’t's, don’t's, shouldn’t's, etcetera’s, up until the 1960′s, when free love and hippies ruled the land and sex was on the menu wherever you went and Jim Morrison sang “come on baby light my fire….” and they did.

We’ve all seen body-swapping movies many times over. They usually depict same gender role swapping with an age difference (13 Going on 30), between two females (Freaky Friday) and most recently, a two male swap (The Change-Up). But waking up as the opposite sex, with totally different equipment? There are only a few. One in particular touches upon the sexual desires and fantasies by living through another gender. The classic comedy-fantasy film Being John Malkovich.

Now imagine living in that new body. Granted you won’t look like an Adonis, but you’ll obviously get the girl.
What would you do if you woke up as the opposite sex?

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